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While eating a nice turkey sandwich, the question came up: “Why do the Three Blind Mice still want the roundabout?” Out of the blue I realized that mice love a maze. Now all we need to do is place our bets to see who comes out first. They already placed their bet of $156,000 of your money.
We need to send a cheese ball to City Hall for Christmas. Better yet, we can apply for a grant and get a surplus block of cheese free. Free?