YOU OTTER READ THIS: John Chapman forwarded the following “Advice from an Otter” T-shirt statement: “Time to play. Keep your whiskers clean. Cherish clean water. Be spontaneous. Stay active. Don’t be afraid to get your feet wet. Be otterly amazing.”
HANGTOWN CHRISTMAS PARADE TIME! Set aside the date for the annual Hangtown Christmas Parade, scheduled for Dec. 1 at 1 p.m. on Main Street, Placerville, rain or shine. The Toys for Tots barrels will be available at the Bell Tower if you want to bring a new, unwrapped toy for needy children.
WINTER ARTS FESTIVAL: The annual Markham School Arts Festival is scheduled for Thursday, Dec. 12, at Markham School, 2800 Moulton Dr., Placerville. This free festival includes: Holiday gifts, crafts, jewelry, local art, entertainment, sixth grade song/cup performance, band concert, and food/drink vendors. The following schedule will be in place: Art Show: featuring students’ art: 4:30 – 6:30 p.m. Band Concert: 6:30- 7:30 p.m. Book Fair: 4:30 – 6:30 p.m. Craft/Gifts Fair: 4:30 – 6:30 p.m., in multipurpose room. Food Court: 4:30 – 6:30 p.m.
NOBODY IS PERFECT: My friend Jewel Blair-Smith gave me the following quote: “I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.”
CREATE A RECYCLED PLANTER: The Tuesday Coffee, Tea and Friends group meets on the second Tuesday of each month from 10 to 11:30 a.m. at the Community Center social room, 2502 Country Club Dr., Cameron Park. On Dec. 10, Juliet from El Dorado Nursery will help participants create a recycled planter. Bring recycled items, such as 4 to 6 inch planting-sized baskets, large mugs, vintage boxes or tin cans.
SENIOR CLASSES GALORE: The following classes are available at the Cameron Park Community Center, 2502 Country Club Dr.: Light and Easy Exercise, Table Tennis, Tai Chi, Gold Nugget Quilters, Bridge, and Mahjong. For details regarding location and times of these classes, call 530-677-2231 or email firstname.lastname@example.org.
SAVING MONEY REGARDING WORDS: The Cameron Park Library sells used books on the second Saturday of each month at the library, 2500 Country Club Dr. Most items are priced at $5 per grocery bag. You can fill your bag with used books, CD’s, videos and magazines. Come on out from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m.
EXPERIENCE PAYS OFF: Clara Neilsen provided the book “Live and Learn and Pass It On,” which offers the following life lesson: “I’ve learned that when a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience ends up with the money and the man with the money ends up with experience.” — Age 59
PJ STORYTIME: On Dec. 18 at 6:30 p.m., “PJ Storytime” takes place at the Placerville Library, 345 Fair Lane. This program is designed for children, ages 3 to 5 and their adults. While comfortable in their jammies, kids enjoy stories, songs and crafts activities.
CARDIO AND STRETCHING MOVES: A class titled “Fitness Fusion” combines different types of cardio/Zumba strength and stretching moves. Bring a towel and water with you. This class is offered on Thursdays from 8 to 9 a.m. at the El Dorado Hills Senior Center, 990 Lassen Lane. The class fee is $50 for a 10-class punch card or $80 for a 20-class punch card. The instructor is Gina Bartok, Certified Senior Fitness Specialist. For more information or to register for this class, call 916-358-3575.
CHOCOLATE WISDOM: Neil Pfafman provided the following chocolate logic?: “If you can’t eat all of your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer, but if you can’t eat all your chocolate, that may be sign of a deeper problem.”
YVONNE CAN HELP YOU: ”Think You Can’t Exercise?” is a class offered on Tuesdays and Thursdays at the El Dorado Hills Senior Center, 990 Lassen Lane. This class meets on Tuesday and Thursday from 9:30 to 10:30 a.m. The daily drop-in fee is $2. Yvonne Griffin is the group leader. Class activities include: safe stretching, range of motion, simple movements, strengthening exercises, sitting and standing exercises. For more information, call 916-358-3575.
A DAY OF MEDITATION: On Sunday, Dec. 15, from 10:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m., Nuns Ayya Santacitta and Ayya Anandabodhi are presenting a day of meditation and Dharma guidance on “Listening to Natural Law.” This session will be held at the Camp Lotus meeting room at 5461 Bassi Rd., Lotus. There will be a potluck at 10:30 a.m. and instruction from the nuns from 12:30 to 4:30 p.m. For more details regarding donations and other details and to register, please contact Mike Burgess at email@example.com or 530-626-1640.
A DALAI DILLY: The “Insight from the Dalai Lama” calendar notes the following idea: “Inner peace is the key: if you have inner peace, the external problems do not affect your deep sense of peace and tranquility . . . without this inner peace, no matter how comfortable your life is materially, you may still be worried, disturbed, or unhappy because of circumstances.”
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