DON’T BE A QUITTER: Neil Pfafman provided the following statement: “Question: Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? Answer: Because no one wants to quit.”
Thank you for reading the MtDemocrat.com digital edition. In order to continue reading this story please choose one of the following options.
If you are a current subscriber and wish to obtain access to MtDemocrat.com, please select the Subscriber Verification option below. If you already have a login, please select "Login" at the lower right corner of this box.
Special Introductory Offer
For a short time we will be offering a discount to those who call us in order to obtain access to MtDemocrat.com and start your print subscription. Our customer support team will be standing by Monday through Friday, 8am to 5pm to assist you.
If you are not a current subscriber and wish not to take advantage of our special introductory offer, please select the $12 monthly option below to obtain access to MtDemocrat.com and start your online subscription
CHRISTMAS TREE FARMS OPEN: On Nov. 27, the Christmas tree farms open for business. For more information, visit www.chooseandcut.com.
FREE THANKSGIVING DINNER: The 16th free annual community Thanksgiving dinner will take place on Thanksgiving Day, Nov. 28, from 1 to 3 p.m., at St. Patrick Church, 3109 Sacramento St., Placerville. The public is invited, and no reservations are needed. If you are a homebound elderly person or a disabled adult interested in a free meal delivery, call 530-642-8183.
SKIING LOGIC: Mitzi Stockel of Somerset sent the following “The Importance of Walking” quote: “If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.”
HOLIDAY TREE LIGHTING: The El Dorado Hills Town Center will host its annual “Holiday Tree Lighting” on Saturday, Nov. 30. This event starts at 4 p.m., with a merchants open house, where families can enjoy food, beverages and holiday entertainment. Radio Disney will be on hand to host the Rockin’ Road Show from 5 to 6:30 p.m., and Santa will arrive on the EDH fire truck to light the tree. Cookies, hot chocolate and candy canes will be available. The first 125 kids to arrive will be invited to play the “Stuff Our Stocking” game, where children visiting participating businesses can fill their stockings with special gifts. For more information, visit eldoradohillstowncenter.com.
PUMPKIN WINNER: Scott Stamp of Camino finished 10th place at the 43rd annual Half Moon Bay Pumpkin Weigh-off. Scott’s giant pumpkin weighed in at 839 pounds. My question is, “How do you load and unload an 839 pound pumpkin?” I guess the answer is, “very carefully.”
STORYTIME FOR THE TOTS: The “Let’s Read Together Storytime” program is designed for tots and their accompanying adults. This group meets on the first Saturday of each month at 10:30 a.m. Come on out on Dec. 7 and join the fun. A free book will be given to the first 30 families. The fun takes place at the Placerville Library, 345 Fair Lane.
KITCHEN SCIENCE FICTION: Thanks to Jewel Blair-Smith, we offer the following “Maxine” saying: “I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, ‘Well, that’s not going to happen.'”
HOLIDAY CARRIAGE RIDES: The El Dorado Hills Town Center will be offering holiday carriage rides in the Town Center on Friday and Saturday nights, Dec. 6 through Dec. 21. On Friday nights, the rides will be from 5 to 8 p.m. On Saturday nights, the rides are available from 6 to 9 p.m. The cost for the rides is $5 per person.
STORYTIME AND CRAFTS: The Children’s Storytime class takes place on Fridays at 10:30 a.m. at the Placerville Library, 345 Fair Lane. Children, ages 3 to 5 years old, and their adults are invited to join in the fun with stories and crafts activities.
PAINTING FOR FUN: A group titled “Painting Pals” meets on Mondays, from 10 a.m. to 12:30 p.m., at the El Dorado Hills Senior Center, 990 Lassen Lane. This non-instructional gathering is a casual atmosphere for painters of any kind to enjoy art and meet other painters. Drop-ins are always welcome.
OLDER AMERICANS’ ACT INFORMATION: A presentation titled “Area Agency on Aging” will be offered on Tuesday, Dec. 3, from 10 to 11:30 a.m. at the Community Center Social Room, 2502 Country Club Dr., Cameron Park. Information regarding the Older Americans Act will be provided. Questions such as, “What are the benefits?” and “Who is eligible to be served?” will be discussed. There is a $5 class fee. To register for this class, call 530-677-2231.
DON’T BE YOURSELF! John Chapman forwarded the following T-shirt statement: “I wish you were less comfortable being yourself around me!”
JUMP ON BOARD! Train rides are available on the second and fourth Sunday of each month at 4241 Mother Lode Dr., Shingle Springs (next to the Shingle Springs Depot), from noon to 4 p.m.-weather permitting. A $5 donation for ages 9 and up is appreciated. A $3 donation for ages 3 to 8 is also appreciated. Groups of 15 or more may call 530-626-8688 to make reservations.
DIAL-A-RIDE SCHEDULE: Beginning Tuesday, Nov. 26, the Dispatch Center will be accepting Dial-A-Ride requests for Nov. 30 through Dec. 2. Dial-A-Ride requests for Dec. 3 and 4 will be accepted on Wednesday, Nov. 27. On Monday, Dec. 2, scheduling returns to normal for Dec. 5 and beyond. Sac-Med requests for Tuesday and Thursday, Dec. 3 and 5, must be placed no later than Tuesday, Nov. 26. For more information, please call El Dorado Transit at 530-642-5383 or visit the Website at eldoradotransit.com.
A DALAI DILLY: The “Insight from the Dalai Lama” calendar notes the following thought: “Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.”
Send your jokes and event items for Heard Over the Back Fence column three weeks in advance to Bob Billingsley at the Mountain Democrat, PO Box 1088, Placerville 95667, or drop them off at 2889 Ray Lawyer Dr. First and last name of contact person are required. Phone 530-344-5036. Follow @BBillingsleyMtDemo on Twitter.