INNER DEMON ADVICE: John Chapman provided the following T-shirt advice: “I stopped fighting my inner demons — we’re on the same side now.”
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JOHN F. KENNEDY INFORMATION: On Friday, Nov. 9, the speaker, Lt. Cmdr. Ted Robinson, USNR, will be speaking at 9:30 a.m. at the El Dorado Hills Senior Center, 990 Lassen Lane. He was on the boat that rescued John F. Kennedy in the PT-109 incident. Mr. Robinson is the author of “Water in My Veins: The Pauper Who Helped Save a President.”
SNOWLINE HOSPICE SPECTACULAR: The ninth annual “Holiday Spectacular” will be held at each of the six Snowline Hospice stores on the weekend of Nov. 9 through Nov. 11. Aisles will be filled with holiday decor, collectibles, musical instruments, clothes, toys and much more. For the address and open hours of the thrift store nearest you, call 530-621-4503.
THUMB TACK SOLUTION: Check out the “Who Knew?” calendar, and you will discover the following household advice: “Hanging a picture? Make it easy by first taping a thumbtack (pointy side out) to the back below the hanging bracket. Perfectly position your picture, then give it a bit of a push into the wall. You’ll now have a tiny hole in your wall exactly where you need to hammer in a nail.”
FREE BREAKFAST FOR VETERANS: The “South County Veterans Honor Breakfast” will be free for all veterans and their families. This special event takes place on Sunday, Nov. 11, from 8 to 9:30 a.m. at the Pioneer Bible Church, 6851 Mt. Aukum Rd., Somerset. For more information, call 530-620-4859 or 530-748-8771.
WRITE YOUR FIRST NOVEL: The Placerville Main Library, 345 Fair Lane, is challenging you to write a novel in just one month to celebrate “National Novel Writing Month.” The challenge is to write a 50,000 word novel between Nov. 2 and Nov. 30. The library will hold “write-ins” on Tuesday, Nov. 20 and 27, from 5 to 7 p.m., Wednesday, Nov. 21 and 28, from 2 to 4 p.m. and Saturday, Nov. 17 and 24, from 3 to 5 p.m. at the library. For more information, visit the Library Programs and Events calendar on eldoradolibrary.org or contact the library at 530-621-5540.
REALITY IN THE COURTROOM: Richard Lederer’s “Anguished English” calendar noted the following “Disorder in the Court:” “Q. Are you sexually active? A. No, I just lie there.”
UNDERSTANDING ANIMAL BEHAVIOR: On Saturday, Nov. 10, from 10 a.m. to noon, Sierra Wildlife Rescue will present a class titled “Why Is That Animal Doing That?” This class will help you identify an animal in need of assistance and to teach you who to contact for help. Judy Monestier will be the instructor. All classes are taught at SWR’s Wildlife Center, 3030 Newtown Rd. in Placerville. Parking is limited, so please make reservations. For all classes, contact Barbara at 530-621-2650, or e-mail email@example.com.
BEING FIRED IS OK: Because Clara Neilsen is a generous person, I have the book titled “Live and Learn and Pass It On.” This book offers life lessons from people age 5 to 95, such as the following: “I’ve learned that getting fired can be the best thing that can happen to you.” — Age 42.
CIA AGENT TO SPEAK: A retired CIA operative will speak on Wednesday, Nov. 7, at 6:30 p.m., at the El Dorado County Main Library, 345 Fair Lane, Placerville. To learn more about the “outing” of former CIA agent Valarie Plame stop by the library. This presentation is free, but donations are gratefully accepted to support scholarships for local women. For more information, call 530-621-5540.
TOTS READING TOGETHER: The “Let’s Read Together Storytime” takes place on the first Saturday of each month at 10:30 a.m. at the Placerville Main Library, 345 Fair Lane. A free book is given to the first 30 families. Bring the little ones, up to age 7, to this fun session. For more information, call 530-621-5547.
CHRISTMAS CRAFT FAIR: An old-fashion Christmas craft fair is scheduled for Saturday, Nov. 17, from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., at the Cameron Park Community Center, 2502 Country Club Dr.
SOBER GRAD NIGHT FUNDRAISER: If you have dinner at Los Pinos restaurant on Wednesday, Nov. 14, between 5 and 8 p.m., a portion of the proceeds go towards supporting the Ponderosa High School Sober Grad Night. Remember to tell your server that you are there for the fundraiser, both dine-in and take-out apply. Los Pinos is located at 3420 Palmer Drive, Cameron Park. Thank you for contributing to keep our high school seniors safe.
A DALAI DILLY: The “Insight from the Dalai Lama” calendar presents the following advice: “Try to feel what another being is feeling. This type of imaginative meditation is very helpful for feeling compassion.”
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